|Googling from the shadows...oh, the things your computer knows...|
-You sort your fan mail between regular correspondence and messages soliciting sex and/or expostulating about your secret wanton, unfulfilled sexual desires (as imagined by the person writing the message).
-When people look over your shoulder at your computer screen, they either walk away giggling or very quiet with a funny look on their face.
-Instead of setting word count goals for yourself during your daily writing, you promise yourself things like ‘I will not stop writing until penetration occurs’ (because really, after you get to that point, why not just finish the scene?).-You have a separate personal facebook account where you’re friends with anyone you ever went to church with, and you’re careful to keep it separated from your writing one. Except for that one time when you accidentally posted a link to a sexy icing-play excerpt (complete with mantitty book cover) to the wrong account. Oops. Fortunately that happened on a Sunday morning, so hopefully they were all too busy at church to see it.
Anyone have anything to add to this list? Or, what about, 'You might be an erotic romance reader if...' That could be good too. ;)